A beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building. She slipped and fell. An American man was standing in his balcony. He reaches out and catches her. She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...
The man says: 'Okay then, kiss me!
She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he drops her....

She continues to fall... Suddenly a German man catches her from his balcony. She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything you want...’. The German says: 'Fraulein, kiss me!

She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her.

While falling she thought that it would have been better if she had kissed one of those men instead of dying now.

A third man catches the woman from his balcony and saves her. She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll Kiss you!!
The man replies: 'Astaghfar Allah'
And drops her!!!!!!!!